9 Hilarious Reasons Why Writing Is Like a Bowel Movement

9 reasons writing is like a bowel movement

I see you’re sitting down, working hard trying to get something out. Are you writing the next great American novel or taking the dump of a lifetime? No matter which pursuit you are following, both the process and product are pretty much the same. Here’s a deeper exploration of the similarities between writing and taking … Continue reading 9 Hilarious Reasons Why Writing Is Like a Bowel Movement

MFAsplaining and how it hurts writers everywhere

Meet the MFAsplainer, the writer with an MFA who looks down on all other writers

Most writers are good people, regardless of what their credentials are. I have a lot of friends who are writers. A fair number of them have an MFA in writing. They’re all awesome people and great writers. I also know a lot of people in the writing community who don't have an MFA. Most of … Continue reading MFAsplaining and how it hurts writers everywhere

How to write a great opening line that will make your readers salivate

opening line

Everyone knows the best way to start a novel or a story is with a killer opening line. You need something that hooks the reader and immediately sets whatever mood you’re trying to set. It should be your best sentence. In fact, what follows doesn’t really matter that much because you’ve done such a good … Continue reading How to write a great opening line that will make your readers salivate

How to Write a Blog Post that Will Generate Millions of Pageviews and Thousands of Shares

Every blogger dreams of creating that one piece of content that goes viral. And almost every blogger has been so confident in a piece they’ve written that they were ready to celebrate their success before they even published it. But almost all of those bloggers came back the next day to find their post had … Continue reading How to Write a Blog Post that Will Generate Millions of Pageviews and Thousands of Shares

8 Guaranteed Ways to Become a Best-Selling Author

I’ve never penned a bestseller but dammit, I’ve read a handful of them, so I know exactly what it takes to write one. Given the time and resources, I’d probably pump out dozens of them. I’d have myself a mansion with an enormous library, a leather chair, and one of those big ass ladders so … Continue reading 8 Guaranteed Ways to Become a Best-Selling Author

12 Signs You Aren’t Really a Writer

Update (Jan 4, 2021): I've received a lot of feedback regarding this post and its harsh tone. If you are reading this post, please note that it's not meant to discourage anyone from being a writer, nor is it meant to be taken completely seriously.  Every writer questions their abilities from time to time. If … Continue reading 12 Signs You Aren’t Really a Writer