Aside from apostrophes placed where they don’t belong, my top grammatical pet peeve is misusing “everyday” and “every day.” It’s probably a bit irrational, but it grinds my gears beyond belief. Hell, I’ve even stopped using products after finding this error on the packaging. This is one of the few mistakes I see on a … Continue reading Everyday vs Every Day. Is Everyday One Word or Two?
Why Does My Writing Keep Getting Rejected?
If you are a writer, you have been rejected. It’s a simple fact of life. No writer in the world has ever been accepted every time. Even the best writers in the world are rejected more often than they are accepted. But no matter how many times you’ve been rejected, it still stings every time. … Continue reading Why Does My Writing Keep Getting Rejected?
5 Signs Your Blog Sucks … And How to Fix It
There are over 500 million blogs online today. While there is no quantifiable data regarding how many of them suck, I’m going to go ahead and estimate it’s over 95% of them. Does your blog suck? I really hope not. I hope you are kicking ass on your blog. Hell, I hope your blog is … Continue reading 5 Signs Your Blog Sucks … And How to Fix It
Biggest Mistakes New Writers Make…And How to Fix Them
Every writer makes mistakes. From typos to writing stuff that sucks, we’re all pretty human (although we tend to be less human than non-writers). Of course, new writers are especially prone to making mistakes. Most of these mistakes are easily correctable, but they can have a long-term impact on your writing career. Here are the … Continue reading Biggest Mistakes New Writers Make…And How to Fix Them
5 lies bloggers tell you about blogging
If you’re a blogger or an aspiring blogger, you’ve undoubtedly seen countless blog posts telling you how you can achieve amazing things as a blogger. Hell, I even wrote one myself, although it was a complete joke that shouldn’t have fooled anyone. While my post was pretty obviously full of lies, most people who blog … Continue reading 5 lies bloggers tell you about blogging
9 Hilarious Reasons Why Writing Is Like a Bowel Movement
I see you’re sitting down, working hard trying to get something out. Are you writing the next great American novel or taking the dump of a lifetime? No matter which pursuit you are following, both the process and product are pretty much the same. Here’s a deeper exploration of the similarities between writing and taking … Continue reading 9 Hilarious Reasons Why Writing Is Like a Bowel Movement
4 Signs It’s Time to Give Up on Your Short Story
Writers have to be resilient. With as often as we get rejected and as much as we face obstacles like writer's block, we have to pick ourselves up off the floor and get back behind the keyboard all the time. However, we also sometimes have to throw in the proverbial towel. As someone who once … Continue reading 4 Signs It’s Time to Give Up on Your Short Story
MFAsplaining and how it hurts writers everywhere
Most writers are good people, regardless of what their credentials are. I have a lot of friends who are writers. A fair number of them have an MFA in writing. They’re all awesome people and great writers. I also know a lot of people in the writing community who don't have an MFA. Most of … Continue reading MFAsplaining and how it hurts writers everywhere
How to get a job as a copywriter
There are lots of copywriter jobs out there. But there are a lot more candidates than available positions. So how do you stand out and get a job as a copywriter? Any time I post a position for a new copywriter, I’m immediately flooded with applicants. Many of them have no relevant writing experience, but … Continue reading How to get a job as a copywriter
The one word you should almost always delete from your writing if you want to look like a professional
I’m not a big fan of universal writing rules. I don’t believe in deleting all adverbs from your writing. And there are plenty of writing tips I think you can safely ignore. But there is one thing I’m pretty adamant about when helping writers improve their craft (besides not abusing apostrophes). If you want to … Continue reading The one word you should almost always delete from your writing if you want to look like a professional